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Resolved Question: What crazy things do your dogs do to entertain themselves?
My dogs, if aren't constantly played with, will come up with their own little games. I assume that they can not be the only dogs that do this, so I felt like asking this question. Both of my Border collies will hold a toy with their paws above their heads while laying on their back, and just chew on the toy. I don't see how that is anymore entertaining than chewing on it while they lay normally, but whatever. My 6 month old pup will push a ball with his nose, and then pounce on it. My 6 year old dog will take her frisbee, and push it off of the deck into a little fenced in area where a garden *use* to be, just to give herself an excuse to jump the little two foot fence. The funniest one for me, personally though, is my sister's Chocolate lab/border collie mix. She will take a toy, and push it down the stairs, run down the stairs, bring it back up, and repeat. How is any of this stuff mildly entertaining at all? Although I suppose dogs look at us and think the same thing when we are beating are hands against a keyboard infront of a big box thing.
Resolved Question: How do you view these ""TRUE FACTS""? May I know your opinion on these Facts?
1. Coca-Cola was originally green. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. A snail can sleep for three years. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. All polar bears are left handed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 23. Butterflies taste with their feet. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. -------------------------------------
Resolved Question: Have Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs even used a Twin Deck CD Player or a CDJ?
Have Darwins FREE software/ music DJs even used a Twin Deck CD Player or a CDJ, at all ever? Have any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs even ever been enough of a social resource to be invited by REAL deck DJs to a private House or Trance party, let alone a REAL deck DJs after party, party? Do any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs even go to pay as you enter House or Trance parties or do they just talk about the life that they'd never led and instead tell everyone about that party that they'd never been invited to and how awesome it was while pretending they were there? Do any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs even have a life other than just being SAD FREE software/ music DJs that only ever DJed at that place where they're not LOSERS- their own bedroom? Do any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs even know a single REAL DJ on a personal level, not like they saw their name on a poster and decided that they'd always known that person? Do any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs ever stop pretending to be so awesome amoungst their other LOSER friends as they all collectively pretend to be awesome as well and soak up each others awesomeness as they all pretend to be so cool? Have any of Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs ever upgraded from their "MOUSE" or "KEYBOARD" when pretending to be awesome DJs? You're all so.... NOT ..... AWESOME. If Darwins 1000's of FREE software/ music DJs answer "NO" to all of the above: All they have to do is STOP being "NOTHING" and then just STOP being "COOL BY ASSOCIATION"- Are'nt they sick of being NOTHING and wouldn't you rather be "COOL" than be cool by association?

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